He would give his right arm
Posted on February 25, 2008
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Some people are a little off, some people are way the f off their f’ing rockers. I’ve been bored plenty of times but I never thought “Hey, Why don’t I have my brothers arm surgically attached to my chest.” . . . . WTF?
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Super Mario Flash with Luigi
Posted on February 21, 2008
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Poetry 101
Posted on February 7, 2008
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Woman’s Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Man’s Poem
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t care.
The Titty Song
Posted on January 31, 2008
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A great song about Angel Cakes, Apples, Balloons, Bangers, Bangles, Bassoons, Baubles, Bazongas,Bazooms, Beacons,Bean Bags,Bebops, Betty Boops, Big Boppers, Bikini Stuffers, Billibongs, Blinkers, Bonbons, Bongos, Boobies, Boobs, Bottles, Boulders, Bronskis, Bullets, Bumpers, Butterbags, Butterballs, Cannon Balls, Cantaloupes, Carumbas, Casabas, Cha-Chas, Chimichongas, Coconuts, Dirigibles,
Double Whammies, Dueling Banjos, Dumplings, Dunes, Ear Muffs, Eggplants, Enchiladas, Flapjacks, Flesh Bulbs, Flesh Melons, Floaters, Fog Lights, Fun Bags, Gagas, Gazingas, Gazongas, Glands, Globes, Grapefruits, Guavas, Hand Warmers, Headlamps, Headlights, Hills, Honeydews, Honkers, Hoohas, Hooters, Hottentots, Huffies, Humdingers, Jaboos, Jawbreakers, Jibs, JugsJumbos, Kazongas, Knobs, Knockers, Kumquats, Lactoids, Loaves, Loblollies, Love Bubbles, Love Melons, Love Muffins, Lulus, Lungs, Macaroons, Mambos, Mangos, Marangos, Marimbas, Mau Maus, Meat Loaves, Meatballs, Melons, Milk Cans, Milk Shakes, Milk Wagons, Mountains, Muffins, Mulligans, Nancies, Nectarines, Niblets, Ninnies, Nippers, Nodules, Noogies, Nubbies, Oranges, Orbs, Ottomans, Pagodas, Palookas, Papayas, Parabolas, Paw Patties, Peaches, Peaks, Pears, Peepers, Pillows, Pips, Pointer Sisters, Pompons, Potatoes, PT Boats, Pumpkins, Rangoons, Rib Cushions, Roundies, Sandbags, Scones, Scoops, Shakers, Shimmies, Silos, Skin Sacks, Snuggle Pups, Spheres, Spongecakes, Spuds, Stacks, Sweater Meat, Sweet Rolls, Swingers, Tamales, Tatas, Teats, Tetons, Tidbits, Titters, Titties, TomatoesTooters, Torpedoes, Twangers, Twin Peaks, Twofers, Umlauts, Waldos, Warheads, Watermelons, Whoppers, Wobblers, Wongas, Yabbos, Yams, Zeppelins or whatever you like to call them . . .enjoy the “The Titty Song”!
Dallas Cowboys - Sopranos Spoof
Posted on January 13, 2008
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So the Cowboys are winning so we get Genius like this.
Starring: Mark Cuban, Paulie Walnuts, Corrado Soprano, Bobby Baccalieri, Random Hot Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader, Tony Romo, Tony Sporano and Kenny Mayne.
Paulie Walnuts and Mark Cuban steal the show . . . enjoy.
Star Wars Election Guide
Posted on January 9, 2008
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Thanks Rex for the greatness to be found below . . . WTF?
Hello America!
As you may know, 2008 is going to be a g-rate year. I am so excited!
There is to be a presidential election this year! Hoo-ray! Exciting
times, exciting times. And whoa… so confusing! So much talking, so
much anal-yzing, so much research to do to be sure the person who wins
your vote truly reflects your values and goals for the executive of
this g-rate nation.
Man, it’s going to be tough.
Well, this is for those of you who say “To heck with that!” and are
more interested in voting for a candidate based on snap judgments and
small pop culture sound bites. For those of you who think it might be
fun to vote somewhat randomly and therefore completely obliterate the
careful work of concerned and involved citizens… I mean really, look
how Bush turned out… can you really expect these people to act
predictably based on what they say in the election cycle? Heck no!
So without further a-doo-doo, here is your
Star Wars Guide to The Candidates
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Darth McCain
I had to get this one out of the way
right from the top, because I know some of you were thinking “Hey,
Vader being a powerful black man…” but NO! You need to drop those
stereotypes, mister! Obama isn’t remotely like Vader, and besides, as
we learned in Episode VI, Vader was a cracker! Heavily scarred by
traumatic experiences, torture, manipulation, the 2000 Republican
primaries… he has the reputation of a “maverick”… remember the
arbitrary slaughter of Imperial officers? the offer to Luke to join
him?
…but Darth McCain ultimately serves the Emperor, voting with him
almost every time. McCain could be redeemed someday, but only by
succumbing to Force Lightning and tossing the Emperor into a pit…
something he has thus far refused to do. Let’s stay in Iraq… err…
Tatooine… forever!
onward!
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J’han Solo
Umm… Edwards… ahhh, health care, faster withdrawal from Iraq than uhhh… didn’t he play the president in Air Force One?
ummm…. He’ll stand up to the Hutt business interests… uhhhh…
Goddamn, he’s pretty. Quick, lock him in a sheet of Carbonite so I can
hang him on my wall.
Teeth Movie
Posted on January 2, 2008
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I’ve had plenty of bad dreams in my life about some flavor of the week pulling a Bobbit on me but this? Truly? WTF?
So high school student Dawn (Jess Weixler - Who happens to be real freakin hot) is naturally trying to suppress her budding sexuality by being the most active member of her local chastity group (1st: Are there really local chastity groups? 2nd: Do they have chicks that look like Jess Weixler?).
Now naturally her task is made harder by having a sexually provocative step brother in the house. Being a stranger to her own body Dawn (Weixler) discovers she has a toothed vagina (WTF?… never thought I’d say those words together) only after she becomes an object of sexual violence. She struggle with the pitfals of becoming a living example of Vagina Dentata.
So the Good . . .hot chick and lots of talk about sex.
The bad . . . Her Vajayjay has teeth like a Freakin Shark!
Anyway here is the video . . .enjoy. Well I mean enjoy it as much as you can any video about a man eating vajayjay.
Bhutto’s Killing Caught on tape.
Posted on December 31, 2007
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It’s not often I get political . . .but I figure WTF?
This video shows that it wasn’t the suicide bomb that killed the former Prime Minster of Pakistan Benazir Bhutto.
There was gunman at point blank range that got off at least 2 shots before the blast.
Jackass 2.5 - Human Golf Tee
Posted on December 26, 2007
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Jackass 2.5 - Human Golf Tee - The best bloopers are a click away
Aptera 300mpg
Posted on December 24, 2007
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Ok so these guys designed a car that’ll do 90mph and get 300mpg. It’s build to be safer than most cars or SUVs . . .
The damn thing even looks good.
I know I hear ya, “How much?” $27K . . .not bad since you can go from Dallas to Portland on 10 gallons of gas . . .
More Info at : Popularmechanics.com and Aptera.Com
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